can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize