I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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