You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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