I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
only if we run a train.
done.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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