# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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