No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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