Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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