i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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