what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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