# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
