One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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