i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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