FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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