Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Also, beer. Big fan.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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