have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
we're making bets on your personal life
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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