The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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