At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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