Christians are straight up FREAKS
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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