It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He has the fingertips of a God
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