Kiss
Puke
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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