i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
