Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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