I want to stick my p in your. b.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I wish I only lived at night.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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