Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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