please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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