i barfeds in our rink
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
