I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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