She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I will pee on everything he values.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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