New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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