bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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