The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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