We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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