they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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