no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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