..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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