Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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