Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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