I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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