Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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