I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
God I need to hump something, right now.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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