he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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