That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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