I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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