i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
