And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
