Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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