I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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