I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Banned from zoo.
Again?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
this is an emotional support booty call
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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