I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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