He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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