I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
kristin has been a bad kristin
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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