try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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