theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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