He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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