they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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