Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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